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Question: Actors, what is a good alternative to the "Tuna Fish" monologue?

Posted: 22 Sep 2016 09:56 PM PDT

I need a comedic or semi-comedic monologue for a class. I discovered the famous "Tuna Fish" monologue from a show called "Laughing Wild" and fell in love. Its hilarious. I then discovered how grossly overused it is.

Does anyone know of any similar monologues that are neurotic/quirky in nature?

Any help greatly appreciated...

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Posted: 22 Sep 2016 07:11 PM PDT

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What matter is that what is that character is thinking and his/her thought processes, and his/her perspective.</p><p>In many times, acting and theater seems to be really hard to portray the characters personality unlike books, because you need to show based on face expression and body language... and these personal values that you have will interfere into the acting.</p></div><img src="http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-89EKCgBk8MZdE.gif" border="0" height="1" width="1" /></div>  </td>  </tr>  </table>  <table style="border-top:1px solid #999;padding-top:4px;margin-top:1.5em;width:100%" id="footer">  <tr>  <td style="text-align:left;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;font-size:11px;margin:0 6px 1.2em 0;color:#333;">You are subscribed to email updates from <a href="https://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index?link=list&amp;sid=396546419&amp;tab=recent">Arts & Humanities: Theater & Acting</a>.<br />To stop receiving these emails, you may <a href="https://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=b-sppobO8dcoIkB8Hi3Dl0Je8es">unsubscribe now</a>.</td>  <td style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;font-size:11px;margin:0 6px 1.2em 0;color:#333;text-align:right;vertical-align:top">Email delivery powered by Google</td>  </tr>  <tr>  <td colspan="2" style="text-align:left;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;font-size:11px;margin:0 6px 1.2em 0;color:#333;">Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States</td>  </tr>  </table>  </div>  
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