Think of something that makes most people nuts and then talk about how it drives you really insane and make it into something that people will laugh at because it's true.
Ie: being stuck in line at WalMart. Talk about how you always pick the shortest line but then you wind up stuck behind someone who wants to double check everything and pay with change. You're impatient and the person behind you seems to think that if they just keep pushing your stuff and standing close to you the line will magically begin to moved then start talking about the bratty kids and build on that. Make the whole thing sound really awful but say it in a funny so that people will laugh and say "OMG I know! That always happens to me!"

Stick to the original.. it is beautiful the way it was written.. no runs or "oooos and ahhhs."
Keep it classic and remember your words!!

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My daughter has just started band playing the french horn. She has a double horn. I can play several instruments, but know next to nothing about the horn. In her book she has a fingering chart for both the F and the Bb horn. Does she have to learn both from the start? I want to help her as much as possible.

A quarter note is 2 eighth notes. A dotted note is one-and-a-half times the undotted note. So a dotted quarter note is 3 eighth notes.

So if a dotted quarter ( = 3 eighth notes) is 60 per minute, then simple arithmetic shows that an eighth note is three times as fast as that, or 180 per minute.

I have this homework assignment where i have to write an autobiography for my Advanced English class. My teacher said no "Life of Me" or anything like that as the title. We must be creative.
I'll tell you a bit of myself,
-My name is Sydney
-I play guitar
-I play basketball
-I sing
-My favorite subject is math
-I'm outgoing/friendly
-I like the colors blue, orange, and purple
-I love Summer, but enjoy Winter as well
-I have brown eyes

I was thinking "Prodigy #22"
Because I play guitar and ukulele and sing. My number in basketball is 22 and I was born on the 22cd of July

or

"Finding Sydney"
Because in the movie "FInding Nemo" my name shows plenty of times and it's a good movie.