This isnt meant to be serious- just funny but i dont want anybody to be upset from this

I really love summer.

I love, i love, i really love summer
but now it's ending so thats a bummer

I remember the bees in my camp bed
but camp has fled and the bees are dead

there;s nothing better then wadding in the pool
but when would we have time, when we're sitting in school?

Ahh! i love, i love, i really love the beach!
But it's almost september so i think ill drink some bleach.

My main question is if the last line is offensive.
Obviously i meant it as a joke but if you think you or somebody would be shocked and not in a funny way please just let me know becuase i want to post it. just give me your reaction Thanks!

(also, dont mean to be over ego-ing, but please dont copy and paste and claim it as your own) thanks

Emily my sweet Emily my joy
I enjoy staring at you from afar (in class)
For you always stun me, never annoy
I'd forgive you for anything my star

Your gentle smile is a sight to see
It is rare, which adds to its fine splendor
And I delight in it, so hear my plea
I like thee so much, my heart goes tender

So please say yes to my quest for friendship
It would add fun, gentleness to my life
With it I can endure any hardship
And I'd help you out, with my advice fife

Thou art the most wonderful in the lands
Now sweaty red has come to my hard hands

I am struggling with this poem.

What do you think it is about.

The rhyme scheme that I generated was A,B,B,A,A,C,C. is this right?

Any additional thoughts on the poem would be appreciated.

Thanks

A different take on joy... will you please read and comment?

These opportunities of joy
disallow me to refuse,
though, I believed my daft resolve
might lead me straight to you.
Alas, it never has, and
you are all but gone from view,
yet, happiness still calls-
Tell, what am I to do?